Nifty Little bit of Hustle Bustle

I miss tumblr!

No wait.

I fear tumblr.

Lu feels. I am having them especially much.

samisalo replied to your post: OH GOD SAMI SALO WHAT I’M ON AN ISLAND WITH NO…

Welcome to my hell.

I just sent you that whole message and I had no idea! The last I heard was that things looked positive for Sami to re-sign. WHAT IS THIS SUMMER. AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO SEND HIM TO WHEREVER LU WILL END UP AWEHALKGJDHKAJHGALKDJGHAKGHALJDG SEE THIS IS WHY I AVOID TUMBLR AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET AND FLEE TO ISLANDS. BECAUSE OF THIS. FUCK YOU HOCKEY.

Seriously though what are the Canucks now. What. 

OH GOD SAMI SALO WHAT I’M ON AN ISLAND WITH NO INTERNET I JUST HEARD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

OH MY GOD THE DANCING GIF. THE DANCING GIF. THE DANCING GIF.

This day is very difficult.

Aakghladjghaldgjha ghakjdghads Lu.

I saw Manny Malhotra on 4th Avenue today, in Kits. He was running into a shoe store and holding a pair of sneakers. It was some kind of sneaker emergency.

musicaligera replied to your post: Did Strombone1 just retweet a picture of Luongo…

i bet someone screencapped it. i hope?? that sounds… uhg

I was actually trying to reply to it when it disappeared. I think he probably thought it was too on-the-nose. It didn’t seem jokey enough. I wouldn’t read too much into it. Tweets are tweets.

Did Strombone1 just retweet a picture of Luongo apparel marked as clearance and add “Some see the glass half empty, I see it as half full” and then delete the whole tweet?

Because if he did….

This work day is done. Now is weeping time.

You know that Mike Gillis interview they keep replaying on TEAM 1040? There’s that part where Gillis says, “I talked to Roberto today” and “I really like the guy. Well, that kills me. Every time.

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Oh god. Keep me off twitter because I tweet dumb shit.

But also keep me off tumblr because of Lu and my feels.

So I’ll just see you guys on MySpace or something.

azirae replied to your post: Inconsequential: a long word for doesn’t matter.

I’ve gotten that exact question more times than I can count and I still don’t know what to say

Oh man, is it a question? If it’s a question I’m completely screwed. What could possibly be the answer? In any case I tend to stick to “I don’t want to talk about it.” As weird and alienating as that is, it’s better than the alternative.

Ugh gosh that is awful. I’m kind of glad the people around me have sort of forgotten about hockey by now. It’s… slightly easier. But. Ugh ugh ugh oh gosh I don’t even have any real or constructive words to say. It’s icky and it doesn’t go away. : \

It doesn’t go away. You’re right.

I was actually grateful to my friend for acknowledging it, though. I mean, he wasn’t being patronizing or anything. He was just saying he recognized that I felt bad about it, even though he doesn’t “get” it. I don’t expect people to get it. Unless they get it.

Hey this is what I sound like when I’m drunk. Who knew?

Seriously though, everything about hockey is terrible because of this, and everything about the Canucks is spoiled because of this, and there can be no happiness anywhere because Roberto Luongo’s future is uncertain and how is everyone just going about their lives and posting on tumblr like it’s no big thing? Please help. 

Tonight, in the basement of a dimly-lit Gastown bar, a friend turned to me when everyone else was talking and said, “I’m sorry about Lu.”

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