Scientific proof that Kevin Bieksa has two different people alive in his face.
In the first picture, we have Kevin Bieksa as seen by the naked eye.
In the second, using science, we see innocent, boyish Kevin. Give him a cookie and take him home to your mother. They will get along great! He has never done anything wrong in his entire life.
In the third, we have sultry, evil, Bieksa. Don’t let him near your mother; he’ll probably seduce her. And notice how much older he is than Kevin. See, Bieksa has been around. He will chirp you with impunity. Also he fights.
Now when we look back at the first image, we have a better understanding of the power of his face. Kevin reels you in, and Bieksa closes. Together their powers combine to form… Kevin Bieksa.
God help us all.