Luongo cheer-up post, by request.

He drinks this way because he is perfect.

True story.

Well, somebody had to. (click for full versions)

It’s never enough.

Because there are two different videos of Lu’s mock devastation at having avoided a shootout. And because I’m insane. And I wish these were perfectly in sync but that would be wizardry beyond my ken.

King of Canada hugs tiny Italian man: Satisfaction Abounds

2007. Hair. Beard. Face. I had to.

Lapierre fooling around in the background of Bitz’s interview.

Lu gives his stick away to an 87-year-old fan attending her first hockey game.

From back on January 25th when Edler scored in the shootout against the Oilers. I think? I just found the video on my phone. It’s probably already uploaded somewhere and knowing the dedication of the Edler fans I follow, the gifs have all been made. Nonetheless, here’s a link to the full interview. Crappy quality, as is my trademark!